i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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