I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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