i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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