found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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