Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At least make sure they are 18
Why
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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