We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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