Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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