just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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