Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize