Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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