They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
tell me about the fingering
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