So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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