Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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