Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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