you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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