Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think a kid would responsible me up
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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