i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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