I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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