what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize