when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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