: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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