tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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