he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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