just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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