Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You are a booty call, not a friend.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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