so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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