so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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