'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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