Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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