Do you still have your period?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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