Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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