If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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