Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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