When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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