Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
