i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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