Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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