she looked like the before picture.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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