Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
