Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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