I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
