i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The air was thick with penises
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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