we're blogging at a bar
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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