My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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