This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
only if we run a train.
done.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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