I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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