That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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