i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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