is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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