Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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