Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize