Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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