I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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