Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
someone owes me an orgasm
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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