Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
the liver wants what the liver wants
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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