If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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