Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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